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classysassyrepublican:

Alcohol is the push-up bra for personalities.

letsboldlygomotherfuckers:

swimming pools are so weird man we dig holes in the ground and fill them with liquid we cant breathe in and then spend an hour or so at a time trying not to drown in it


posted 2 days ago with 117,102 notes
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revans-apprentice:

Biosexual? You mean like sexually attracted to living things?

spoopstagram:

no one will ever be as funny as i think i am


posted 5 days ago with 63,219 notes
reblogged through reflections-of-mylife originally by weedjoke420
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punchself:

temporarily falling in love with strangers is my greatest talent


posted 6 days ago with 111,337 notes
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danglingthpider:

reclaimmyimagination:

Welcome to Tumblr, where everybody loves Satan and hates themselves.

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kinda the exact opposite of church

detty-yetty:

itsbecauseyouarespecial:

Some girl just walked into my local book store with her boyfriend and said “Buying books is a waste of money”. She starts complaining and whiny about how she wants to leave. He then looks at her for a long time and says “I want to break up.”

This is beautiful


posted 1 week ago with 124,596 notes
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