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Alcohol is the push-up bra for personalities.


swimming pools are so weird man we dig holes in the ground and fill them with liquid we cant breathe in and then spend an hour or so at a time trying not to drown in it

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Biosexual? You mean like sexually attracted to living things?


no one will ever be as funny as i think i am

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temporarily falling in love with strangers is my greatest talent

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Welcome to Tumblr, where everybody loves Satan and hates themselves.


kinda the exact opposite of church



Some girl just walked into my local book store with her boyfriend and said “Buying books is a waste of money”. She starts complaining and whiny about how she wants to leave. He then looks at her for a long time and says “I want to break up.”

This is beautiful

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